An unnamed white young lady has made the long journey from Gauteng to KwaZulu-Natal for King Misuzulu’s pre-coronation ceremony. The woman claims she made the lengthy journey because she dreams of marrying Misuzulu. “I want Misuzulu to see me, and I so much want to be the first Zulu white queen,” she told eNCA reporter Siphamandla Goge. Look at this video King Misuzulu must be quite the catch. On Twitter, many women are currently fawning over him, and some are even pledging their undying devotion to the “hot” king. There is a lot of competition. Everyone, including the white girls, is completely smitten. The white woman is serious about doing business; she’s even dressed in traditional Zulu garb. Wow, this is a treat to watch! Both of Misuzulu’s lovely spouses, who must be quite pleased with their “snack,” are present for the event.

 

 

 

 

King Misuzulu KaZwelithini has finally emerged from the royal kraal, where he has spent hours undergoing ceremonies, fully attired in his royal regalia. He’s established himself firmly as the monarch. The carpet that King Misuzulu KaZwelithini now walks on is made from a lion’s skin. He has just made the journey from the kraal to the massive tent, where a throng of well-wishers have assembled. The ritual has also been attended by the rulers of various other African countries. I’m relieved to see the Zambian and Malawian monarchs present as well. There is a pressing urgency to protect African heritage. Meanwhile, Eswatini King Mswati III has dispatched a sizable party in his place to witness his nephew Misizulu kaZwelithini’s coronation as Zulu king.

The entrance of Prince Simakade into the kraal last week comes to mind. My apologies if my ignorance of African customs is showing, but what happens to him now that he has declared himself king after the weekend? From what I can tell, this branch of the family’s efforts are futile, as the government of South Africa has already officially recognized the Misuzulu. But I just don’t get it, and I don’t see why they don’t want Misuzulu.