Sure, we’ve been told to make compromises in our relationships because no one is perfect, but that doesn’t mean you still shouldn’t hold out for excellence. Every woman deserves a partner that will love and respect her, but it’s the little things that actually add up over time, like DVRing your favorite TV shows and knowing your actual shoe size. So if you’re putting your list of “must haves” together, you might want to include some of these…

1. Someone who thinks lounging at home on a Saturday night is just as fun as bar hopping. Getting dressed up and going out is always fun, but sometimes you just want to veg on the couch with your partner and the latest season of Sons of Anarchy.

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2. Someone who will go the drugstore to get you tampons at 1 a.m. You need them, and you need them now. This is NOT a drill! Anyone who will appreciate this urgency and do what they can to help is definitely a keeper.

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3. Someone who will make you breakfast in bed when it isn’t your birthday. Because love sometimes comes in the form of homemade waffles and a mango mimosa.

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Thembinkosi Lorch and Natasha Thahane are said to have broken up and the Podcast and Chill team made fun of them.

But to be fair, they have never confirmed nor denied that they were a couple. When Natasha got pregnant she never revealed the paternity of the baby.

The actress welcomed her child a few months back. The Podcast and Chill team spoke about this rumour with the Ghost Lady revealing that she is apparently a single mother now.

“She is part of the statistics now.”

MacG reacted in shock but later said he was not that shocked because everybody saw it coming. “But are we shocked, we all saw that was coming.”

Sol Phenduka agreed and painted the couple as your typical celebrity couple. He then asked MacG if he wants a chance with Natasha now that she is ‘available’ but he said no. Never missing an opportunity to add in a joke or two, Sol said, “You also want to do a hit and run. Umbethe umbaleke.”

This joke was in relation to the Baleka Mbethe situation where Natasha claimed the government official helped her get a R1 million in funding so she can pay for her fees in the United States.

Someone who saw it coming from miles away, Slik Talk is probably laughing right now. As soon as news hit that Lorch might be the father of her child, he went off on her on Instagram.

“This is one of the worst mistakes you’ve ever made in your life, you don’t beg on a guy like Lorch. He is a complete liability , a fraud and overhyped media darling. He will disappoint you every time.

“You don’t make a baby with a guy like Lorch, he is an embarrassment. I’m an Orlando Pirates supporter. Do you know how much money I’ve lost because of this clown? You know how much embarrassment I’ve had to take because of this clown? He just embarrassed us on the weekend and you gonna be impregnated by a clown like Lorch,” he said.

Slik Talk took aim at Natasha Thahane’s character on Blood And Water as she played the character of Wendy Dlamini. He said the team would not want her back because she can’t justify playing a teenager when she has a kid.

“How are you going to justify to Blood and Water to play a teenager when you have a whole baby, you think it’s going to let you play an 18-year-old when you have a baby. That’s not gonna happen. Natasha we all know that as a female actor when you have a baby in your 20s it’s probably one of the biggest mistakes you ever made in your life. Having a baby in your 20s it’s a mistake because it removes you from so many roles. You can’t play a teenager and a college girl anymore.

Slik Talk concluded by saying Lorch is not talented “Lorch in my opinion you are an embarrassment, you are a terrible football player and you’ve had only 1 good season,” he said.

Oxford gets a beating from the Imbokodo; Rendani and Susan tonight on Muvhango. Oxford has had this coming for a long time from these ladies. First, he stole Vhafuwi’s money at gunpoint and then when Susan and Rendani asked him to help them last week he threatened them at gunpoint.

The ladies have been trying to get the police off Susan’s back for the murder of the Mayor since she isn’t cleared if the charges and could still go to jail.

Oxford claims to have the evidence that they need to clear Susan and implicate Tenda who is the murderer, but he told them that he wants R1 million for the information.

Last night Susan offered to take him to the witness protection so that Tenda couldn’t get to him, but Oxford knows better than to cross Tenda, so he decided not to bite.

Susan then reminds him that she is the Mayor and that she is very resourceful and tells him that she is not afraid to use every resource she has to make his life miserable once she gets him arrested.

Oxford laughed at Susan’s intonations at first but then saw how serious she was.

Today he reacts to this threat and attacks Susan. Oxford jumps and strangles Susan and Susan turns into a boss and tackles him and she would have won but then Rendani knocks him out with a frying pan.

Rendani and Susan beats Oxford tonight on Muvhango. Image: Instagram
Rendani and Susan beats Oxford tonight on Muvhango. Image: Instagram

 
Oxford is now realizing just how much in trouble he is. Susan could pay him R1 Million and suggested some ways to him but now all bets are off.

The teasers mention that Susan will be cleared of all the murder charges by Wednesday which means Oxford actually gave up the evidence, but then Tenda escapes going to prison.

His people help him and the police are shocked at what they find. It looks like the Mudau saga is far from over. Susan is going to try and freeze Tenda’s money.

Meanwhile, Mpho is still going through her own issues in Thathe with Rosemary going through a very strange situation with the Queen mother Vho-Masindi. She hadn’t contacted Tenda nor her children since she ran from the police.

Tenda had been in the hospital under police guard since he poisoned himself in order to stay out of the prison gate and it now looks like Oxford is finally going to jail.

It seems Pretty is slowly seeing Lehasa for the beast that he truly is, and it scares her. On Monday night, she discovered that Lehasa is a Mr Banda instead of Maphosa. Khwezi dropped this news when Pretty decided to lay the law and tell her that she may go through her first if she wants to talk to her man from now on.

Khwezi doesn’t just roll over and take that; she has it to Pretty and then lets it slip that she is carrying a Banda child.

Pretty firstly thinks that Khwezi is saying the child is not Lehasa’s, but Eunice’s visit throws a shade of light into the whole situation. She tells her that Banda is Lehasa’s real surname.

Pretty decided to confront Lehasa about this matter but received no joy.

Lehasa’s behaviour raises Pretty’s suspicions, and then she approaches Leeto to ask questions about the man in her life.

Leeto gives Pretty a stern warning about him.

“If you want to be a good lawyer, my advice is to cut all ties with Lehasa.”

Today she decided to visit Peterson to ask the same question, shockingly receiving the same advice. It was as if the two lawmen had been discussing Pretty somewhere.

Pretty was urged to cut ties with Lehasa
Pretty was urged to cut ties with Lehasa. Image: Instagram

Peterson repeats Leeto’s words.
“Pretty if you want to be a good Lawyer, then cut all ties with Lehasa.” The warning shakes her to the core, and then she gets spotted by Chef Kgosi.

Kgosi tells Khwezi about Pretty’s visit to Peterson, and she reports this back to Lehasa, who loses it and gets her cronies to verify this information.

Lehasa confronts Pretty, and it all goes to hell.
Lehasa blows up and walks out after questioning the relationship, making Pretty ask if he is breaking up with her.

It’s all going downhill from now as Khwezi makes a return to the live nest, and the live triangle will begin, but let’s not forget that Khwezi is working with Peterson to bring Lehasa down.

The other brewing situation is the trial for murder that Lehasa is facing, so Lehasa might be facing a long time behind bars.

Is PreHasa strong enough to handle all these toxic forces?

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The kidnapping of MaDlala happens in the most unsuspecting way tonight on Uzalo. She meets a man who offers to give her a lift and compliments her on her new wig. The man is handsome and very charming. He does it in broad daylight in a busy street where no one would suspect anything.

 

 

 

 

 

She directs him to KwaNjomanes, but he drives past without paying attention to her as she informs him that she has reached her destination.

We all know that MaDlala is weak for young and handsome men, right? So this was a great way to get her.

The man turns into a monster right in front of her as he drives away with her, and she realises that she is being taken at that time.

The pictures shared by Uzalo show her having a typical day and having a conversation on the phone, we suspect, with MaDongwe, while this young man watches her.

On tonight’s snippets, MaDongwe tries to call her back, but MaDlala is no longer responding to her calls.

Fans of the show cannot help but see a story about human trafficking being teased on this story.

MaDlala’s kidnappers are after the money, but this is exactly how some stories of people who have been trafficked play out.

MaDlala makes a big mistake and gets charmed and kidnapped tonight on Uzalo
MaDlala makes a big mistake and gets charmed and kidnapped tonight on Uzalo. Image: Instagram

It goes downhill from here, and the cat and mouse game begins between the kidnappers and the police.

MaDlala will be at the hands of the kidnappers for most of October on the show, and Lilly will have her hands full trying to solve this case involving her mother’s safety.

The kidnappers want Shlobo tours money, and they instruct MaDongwe to deliver it. This causes Lilly to decide to stay at KwaMashu and desert her plans to move to Mpumalanga, so we are going into a long and scary time.

MaDlala had been receiving free drinks over the wig she bought online.

One would never think that just taking time to spoil yourself could turn out so devastating and get you killed, but that is exactly what happened here.

The questions we have now are all related to Mthambisi Phakathi, who could be the leader of this underground movement terrorising the citizens of KwaMashu. We cannot ignore the coincidence, but maybe Mthambisi is too high up in the league to kidnap the MaDlala’s of KwaMashu.